twat waffel


the best word combo ever.
1)it can be used as a greeting

2)a way of describing someone annoying or you dont like

3) a member of epmpls (eat p-ssy minneapolis)
1)mark: travis you tw-t waffel whats up?!

2) dammit mike you little frecklenutted tw-t waffle shut the h-ll up
the lips of a v-g-n- or so called “p-ssy”.
i licked the shizzle out of a tw-t waffel with syrup,b-tter,and jelly mmmm mmm mmmm b–tch

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