Twat-Wagon
an absolute toolbag that rolls around town like he’s the coolest kid, has an xbox swag but is a loser in real life and is probably gay.
john- dude, what a queer.
steve- yeah you’re right, let’s go to pilates and get sushi afterwards!
derrick- shut up you f-cking tw-t-wagons!
1 more definition
a female that is in a wheelchair
katherine has no legs so therefore is a tw-t wagon
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