twatalie
tw-talies are the most kind, gentel hearted, loving, beautiful parasites known to man. they manage to do things for others and always make sure they get something in return. a tw-talie would make a great lawyer.
hey tw-talie what are you doin today?
a girl by the name of natalie who is a tw-t
that tw-talie lets her cats sh-t all over the floor and never cleans it up
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