Twatametrician
n. an individual who decides whether to bury his tubemeat only after obtaining his prospect’s tw-tlog
“tw-tametricians don’t frequent the well nearly as often, but you don’t see their c-cks falling off either now do you?”
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the audible moan from the mouth of a guy when someone brings up twilight to his significant other. this phenomenon is most likely due to the fact that he knows comparisons to edward and jacob are inevitable. friend: hey anna, did anyone ever tell you that you look just like bella from twilight? anna: no […]
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a dog that a typical old ib tok teacher owns. usually brought into the cl-ssroom at a deathly hour of 7 am every wednesday. this dog has a tendency to cr-p on the floor and the rest of the students suffer the aroma whilst in the same room. ew! ms. kinegal brought in talula again […]