Twatarse
a complete pr-ck / tw-t
mark’s such a tw-t-rs- sometimes, he gets so drunk he continuously falls over and finally p-sses himself
Read Also:
- Twatclap
the resulting acoustics created when two swollen and moist ladybits forcefully and p-ssionately collide during “scissor sister” encounters. mate, i didn’t get a wink of sleep last night, the russian girls in the room next door were tw-tclapping all night long! sounded like a one-man round of applause!
- that's crazy
it’s the perfect response when you haven’t been listening at all. it works whether the other person has been saying something funny, or sad, or infuriating, or boring…. them: ‘my girlfriend dumped me last night’ you (thirsty, not paying attention): ‘oh man, that’s crazy’ them: ‘i won 500 bucks at cr-ps last weekend’ you (hungry, […]
- Took Short
the sudden urge to p–p when you weren’t expecting it. usually when you have just set of on a car journey. i was on my way to the mall when i was took short, so i had to return home a.s.a.p to take a dump.
- Twat Grenade
a tw-t grenade is when the tw-t comes so god-forsaken dry that it (if tw-t fibers streched)will release a flake-like explosion (similar to an fragmentation grenade) g-d!, pull your pants up before your tw-t grenade go- -explosion-
- Tweegret
used on twitter.com -term used for regretting a posted tweet. “i’m totally experiencing tweegret after that last post.” the feeling that one gets that one might be missing out, by not partic-p-ting in what seems to be a largely vacuous fad called twitter. i felt a twinge of tweegret, when i learned that kim jong […]