twatermelon
the frontal orb of fat that some women harbor in their pants. can easily be mistaken for a watermelon.
wow that girl has a tw-termelon.
does she have a beach ball in her pants? no, it’s just a tw-termelon…
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what to call people when there are being a tw-t. usually describes someone that does something that requires a friendly reminder that they are being a v-g-n-.
why you get called a tw-termelon:
1. not following bros before hos.
2. leaving a party early.
3. not making a move on a girl.
4. acting like you are drinking at party when you are really just trying not to look like a tw-t.
“come over to my house. mike is about fight some douche.”
“i cant, i told sara i would hang out with her tonight.”
“john, don’t be a tw-termelon. get your -ss over here.”
“o.k. i wont puss out.”
it is when v-g-n- is f-cked so hard that it turns raw pink on the inside and bruised green on the outside.
”man, i was with my girl all day. i made a tw-termelon in between her legs.”
”she thought she was a freak, but i turned her v-g-n- into a tw-termelon.”
it is when a man makes love to a womans v-g-n- so much that it turns raw pink on the inside and bruised green around the outside.
ben made love to samantha so much one day that she ended up with a tw-termelon in between her legs.
the p-rnstars v-g-n- was left a tw-termelon after ryan was done with it.
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