Twatlases
someone who purposely gives you the wrong directions in order to amuse themselves.
person 1: hi, do you know the way to the cinema?
person 2: yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on…
person 1: i hate you
person 1: hahaa!
person 2: friggin tw-tlases
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- twatzi
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