Twatois


derived from the guernsey dialect patois,tw-tois is the slang/swear sister language.

originated and developed in 2005 by members of the guernsey local music scene includes such words as chont and phrases like comedy b-ll-nd.
“alright ya chont” – tw-tois for c-nt

“allo c-nty!” typical tw-tois greeting

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