Twatpond


can be used in a variety of ways:

1) describing a girl who let’s all the guys take a dip (skinny dip)

2) as an exclamation

1) dude, i was gonna totally hookup with amy last night, and then brad told me she was a total tw-tpond.

2) holy tw-tpond batman!

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    p-b-s that grow on your -rs-. noone will admit to having them, but everyone has them. tom:hey man, i got my -rs- p-b-s tangled up. kerry: i’m lucky, i dont have -rs–p-b-s. 1 more definition a p-b- that is situated around the -n-l hole omg you f-ckin -rs- p-b-

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