Twattachino
1) n. any one of the many stupidly-priced, pretentiously-named variations of a f-cking cup of coffee, enjoyed by c-ntholes worldwide
c-nthole: “could i have a latte macchiato, a moccachino fredo, a double doppio americano and a risretto lungo, please?”
waitor: “so that’s 4 tw-ttachinoes. i’ll just check the order. ok, £28 please”
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