twattapult


a move performed in couples figure skating wherein the male skater launches the half-sized female skater by the crotch. she is then a fizzing whizbee of violated talent. this typically earns top marks among judges. the tw-ttapult is known in europe as the “twebuchet”.
“wow! that tw-ttapult by the russian skaters just landed them the gold medal!”

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