Twatted


1. to be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. to be very, very drunk,
1. “…this chav tried to steal my burger so i tw-tted him one…”
2. “i was so tw-tted last night, i still can’t see who i’m sleeping with…”
to be under the influence of particular substances. e.g. alcohol & drugs
“i was so tw-tted last night”
beaten to a messy pulp
gladys severely tw-tted her love rival and left her for dead
hit extremely hard / beat up
i tw-tted the ball

they really tw-tted him
the p-ssed tense of tweetting, using twitter
have you ever used the site twitter?

why yes i have tw-tted.
this is a british phase and is used in the past tense, it means that one beat-up another, however it is also used to descirbe a single yet dramatic hit.
“this chav was all up in dean’s face, so he tw-tted him, right between the eyes”
the definition of this word would be to get crunk, smashed, c-nt-ted or waste-ted!
“oh my gosh marie, you were tw-t-ted last night!”
“come back to my room, i’m a virgin!”
“wtf, you’re fekin tw-t-ted!”
tw-t-ted!
c-nt-ted!
waste-ted!

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