twatterface
a woman that would be offended if she knew what a tw-t was, and realized that you were making fun of her. but she doesn’t.
aly:hey guys i haven’t seen you in so long!
mike: hey tw-tterface.
aly:oh whats up…wait, what did you call me?
mike:i said hey aly.
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