twazzock

a general insult to suggest that someone is stupid and/or wierd. it may also be made up and not a real word.
paula: you twazzock!
euan: where did you even get that word?
someone who combines the worst qualities of a tw-t and a w-nker, with elements of moronic behaviour and idiocy. the sort of person your grandmother would tut at.

often used when the above expletives would be socially inappropriate to use.
father: i think one of my employees has stolen the office printer
daughter: he sounds like a proper twazzock
a term used to insult, annoy but most of all… entertain! shouted at people that get in your way it can be the most effective way of gaining a black eye.
outta the way twazzock! -thump- o no i have a black eye!
a word used to avoid filters in a clean environment. if a site/forum/chat applet has a strong word filter, it is known to make up words to avoid filters without a true meaning in that word that is used to avoid the filter.

twazzock simply means, simple minded fool, ignoramus or any other words that describe how mentally ignorant or disturbed someone is.
bob is someone who thinks they know it all and thinks they created a game or act if you will, that they created the game.

bob says on a forum with a word filter:

“you are all idiots, any person with a brain would know that the price of that item would obviously be that (prime example on a famous chat applet that uses furniture as a kind of currency which you can buy with currency known as “credits”, but you cannot trade them, the furniture has no set price once bought and used.) i traded furniture a for furniture b (furniture a being a really expensive item and furniture b being stupidly cheap and un wanted)”

now i turn around and say:

“you stupid twazzock, you have traded for something really cheap with something stupidly expensive”

to show that he is ignorant but thinks he is the bees knees and no one is perfect, basically a sign of being hypocritical.

instead of swearing at him, you use the word “twazzock”
combination of 2 words
1. (tw-t) -yir a f-nny

2. (wazzock)-yir an eejit

made this word up a few years ago, when 1 ae the fatmates wis dain ma heid in.
did you drink ma last beer ya twazzock