tweath
false report of death, particularly of a celebrity, on twitter; also evokes mark twain’s “the reports of my death are greatly exaggerated”
on june 29, 2009, jeff goldblum appeared on the colbert report to answer his own tweath.
the tweath of singer/songwriter gordon lightfoot occurred on february 18, 2010.
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