tweature
twitter + creature. any user or account on twitter that is not identifiable by content as being from a human. as apposed to tweeple, a tweature is the cl-ss under which all other uncl-ssifiables belong, including spammers, link listers, people with a small following who use twitter like a chat client exclusively for inside jokes, and any other use or service that is unreal or is impersonal.
i thought i had a following, but i was just being stalked by tweatures.
Read Also:
- Tweedsum
to have s-x with someone with the name of tweed i had a tweedsum last night
- Tweeted Off More than I can Chew
tweeted off more than i can chew – verb: 1. making bold requests or statements on twitter with positive replies forcing you to either do what you said or requested, or back down…but in reality, you had no intention of doing what you tweeted. 2. asking someone to do something for you, or telling them […]
- tweetigo
pr-nunciation: \ˈtwē-ti-ˌgō\ function: noun inflected form(s): plural twee·ti·goes or twee·ti·gos etymology: middle english imitative hybrid, combined with latin vertigin-, vertigo, from vertere to turn. date: 6/19/2009 definitions: 1a: a sensation of motion in which the individual or the individual’s surroundings seem to whirl dizzily, triggered by either first real usage and experience and/or after excessive […]
- Tweet Leech
a person who parasitically latches on to a celebrity tweeter, incessantly retweeting and tagging them to draw popularity in a manner similar to that of a leech drawing blood. person a: mattanddavid tagged me in a tweet, and now i have 1263 followers! person b: how comes? person a: i re-tweeted and tagged them non-stop […]
- twerry
twerry (twerries): the virginity of those who have yet to experience the greatness of twitter. i just got my twerry popped last night.