twebb
verb, adj.
to twebb is to over -n-lyse a situation, particularly with regards to the opposite s-x. the symptoms of twebbing are constant discussion of a scenario, unnecessary amounts of messaging via facebook and mobile phone to re-ssure interest, and consistently jumping to conclusions when meeting a member of the opposite s-x.
females are adept at twebbing, it is in their nature. males should avoid twebbing at all costs as females will recognize this effeminate weakness and turn their attentions to a different man.
any statement that includes one or more sub-clauses can be considered twebbing. indeed, this definition is an example of twebbing.
1) tom! you only came on her t-ts, you don’t have to marry her!
2)paul: i spoke to tom earlier, he said he met a girl at a dinner party last night.
george: yeah, he told me that too.
paul: he’s twebbed it.
3) paul: i wrote on claire’s wall again today.
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