tweedle your needle
a slang term for masterbating. (usually referred to masterbating only with the fingers due to a particularly small p-n-s.)
robert: don’t bother me now, im doing homework!
me: does that homework include tweedle your needle?
robert: whats that?
me: you should know. it’s all over your schedule. plus your the only person who uses a paper clip to do it anyways.
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