Tweedlers
tweedlers have always, and will always come in pairs. only authorized members of the tweedlers -ssociation are allowed to partake in all tweedlers activities.
benefits of being a certified tweedler include: going out for a walk during lunch hour, collecting the money for the superlotto office pool, and informing the public how the weather is outside the building.
when a tweedler steps down from his or her post, a new member of the tweedlers is nominated by the public. certification as the new member generally takes less than 24 hours.
the tweedlers are out for their afternoon walk.
computer geek or someone who plays with themselves at the computer
“joe played with his p-n-s at the computer again what a tweedler” said sue
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