Tweener Weiner
a man that a woman uses for s-x when she is between relationships. this man has no future in her life, he is a tweener weiner.
scarlett had suffered s-xual famine though she pursued a viable mate, she had been celebate for 5 months. she even became revirginated.
in a moment of l-sty weakness she telephoned maggie to say, “i am gonna do that sweet young pool boy.” to that maggie replied, “set yourself free! he can be your tweener weiner baby!”
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