tweet deprivation
a condition many twitter addicts suffer from when greeted with the fail whale upon attempting to login. symptoms often include: sudden anger, repet-tive mouse-clicking, and excessive screen refreshing with a computer-zombie-esque fervor.
mom: stacy, dinner’s almost ready.
stacy: f-ck off mom!!!
father to mother: don’t worry babe, it’s just the tweet deprivation, once she’s able to find out what @justinbieber’s #favoritepizzatopping is she’ll be fine
mother: -blank stare-
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