Tweet-Watcher
a tweet-watcher is someone who stays logged in to twitter all day but never tweets. instead they watch to see what everyone else has to say. if someone catches their attention they may reply out of the blue.
me: what you doing?
friend: nothin, just on twitter
me: wait, but you havent tweeted all day
friend: yea i know
me: d-mn tweet-watcher
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