Tweetas
there’s a huge party and this super drunk chick stumbles onto your lap and she says “oh sorry hahaha” that’s when you request to see her tweetas like so ” this music is so loud is it comin from yo tweetas???” as you look at her br–sts, then when she realizes what your insinuating you will quickly realize if your going to see some b–bs and maybe get laid or if she’s gonna call you a pig if she does she will also relay that message to her friends ruining your chance for any action that night… if she laughs you got a shot if not ,.. well it’s worth a shot
did you get a new set of tweetas?
let me see yo tweetas?
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