Tweeting OCD
when tweeting the number of characters must end with a certain number.
erika: ugh! my last tweet ended in with a 3!
jake: so?
erika: all my tweets must end with the number 5 or 0, or else it’s no good.
jake: you have bad tweeting ocd.
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