Twelve bucks an hour
big big money to a texan. half the amount the same jobs pay in california, new york, chicago and all the other modern cities pay.
hey i’m a texan and i make twelve bucks an hour! lucky for the rest of the country that i am far too stupid to go elsewhere and earn twice the amount for the same job! i’ll just stay in texas and someday i’ll make fifteen bucks an hour just like a big city millionaire!
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