twenty dexs
pr-nounced “twenty decks” deca = 10
the decade from 2010 to 2019
2012 will be twenty dec-two.
humbert humbert: “i am looking forward to the next ten years of our lives.”
lolita: “are you kidding you fossil, in the twenty dexs i’ll be legal and outta here.”
humbert humbert: “sigh”
customer service rep: “so your order is for one 55 gallon drum of k-y jelly and a gross of latex gloves”
derek: “yea i’m planning a little party”
customer service rep: “what is the expiration date on your credit card”
derek: “november of twenty dec-one”
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