twenty-six


the age where you realize you are closing in on thirty. also, the age when you realize that you are no longer a young adult, but a real adult. this is the point where you know if you have done nothing with your life, you better get crackin. you can still have fun at twenty-six, just make sure that you take care of your priorities because it’s better to be a loser at twenty-six then be a b-m at forty.
my friend just turned twenty-six and realized that she has nothing to show for it, not even a car.

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