twenty-two
when a man is kicked in the t-st-cl-s, resulting in blackouts, inability to walk, and a jelhon.
“that guy got twenty-twoed.”
the second funniest number in existance. can be used to answer almost any question. the number really just has a decent ring about it
joe:”man how much longer do we have to wait?”
tim: “about twenty-two minutes”
joe:”lol twenty-two”
a low caliber rifle, very little destructive power.
brian shot me in the head with his .22 and i walked away
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