Twerkathon
an elimination dance contest derived from the contemporary ballet term twerk meaning “to shake one’s b-tt creatively, i.e., in such a way that the audience understands that you are a true artist, not a sufferer from pruritus ani (-n-l itching)”.
“she was eliminated from the twerkathon for using a performance-enhancing implant.”
“cement and fix-a-flat?”
“na. she shoved a chile up her -ss.”
a party where people are expected to partake in large amounts of twerking.
come to my party tomorrow night, we’re getting a dj, so it’s going to be a major twerkathon.
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