twerkman’s comp
calling in sick to work because you are too tired and sore from dancing the night before.
can also be used when a stripper hurts herself on the job.
person1: why weren’t you at work?
person2: couldn’t make it. i was out all night at the club. i had to call in and use twerkman’s comp.
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