Twerkomancy
noun. the practice of divination through dancing in which the dancer, usually a woman, shakes her hips in an up-and-down bouncing motion, causing the dancer’s b-ttocks to shake, “wobble” and “jiggle”. a portmanteau of the african american vernacular english word “twerk” and the greek, “-manteia” meaning “to prophesy”.
person 1: i can see my future in her shaking buns.
person 2: did you just perform an act of twerkomancy?
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