twerkwando
using twerking to attack people, like the martial art taekwando, but instead of using your fists and feet, you use your -ss cheeks.
someone with amazing twerkmanship using it for -ss fighting. often accompanied by bruce lee style whoops.
“whoa, stay back, she knows twerkwando!”
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