TWIGGS N’ BERRIES
not to be interpreted as a euphemism for the male anatomy, yet not to be dismissed as being entirely unrelated to the aforementioned euphemism either, twiggs n’ berries is a collaborative project including such elephantine names as mushroomstamp, teabag, and fancypantz. two separate singles featuring artists nicki minaj, drake, and tyga are said to be in production; however, twiggs n’ berries were recently reported to decline a request to join young money entertainment, stating, “we are, in fact, younger money.”
although no one has seen or heard them perform, group member mushroomstamp recently stated in an interview with black entertainment television that their reputation is carried by the names of which they are in possession and the streets from which they come. their first ep is scheduled for a winter release, but the year of that release has not yet been determined.
tyler: hey, can i borrow your twiggs n’ berries?
tim: what are you going to do with them?
tyler: i’m going to put them in the cd player… and press play. what did you think i meant?
tim: nothing. don’t worry about it.
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