twilife
basing your life surround the ‘twilight’ series.
“having a twilife.”
-any sort of twilife tatoos.
-mistakengly calling your boyfriend ‘edward cullen’
-defending the novel on a daily basis
-waking up in a cold sweat from dreaming of becoming a vampire
-having read the series more than 5 times
-owning mulitiple twilight memorabilia
a name given to those who spend their mornings planning out how they will incorporate their love for twilight into their day, then spend the evenings re-reading and re-watching the book series/movie. they drink koolaid (blood-colored) for breakfast and wear their amber-colored contacts while they sleep in hopes of seeing edward cullen in their dreams. and yes, even boys can live a twilife.
pranav mehta: so today i totally like read the entire twilight series – even though i read it 18 times already. while doing this, i had, like, my meals with a twilight fork. in the morning i had red koolaid with bella-o’s and edward-stamped toast. after my long day i went to bed in my, like, tight-fitting twilight shirt that was little girl size. i laid my head upon a pillow showing bella and edward kissing. i had a wet dream, like, about edward.
dakota: d-mn, douche, you’re living a twilife.
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