twilight biatch
a twilight is a emo b–tch.
all b-tches are going crazy over the twilight books and movie and sh-t.
but twilight is such a bunch of whiny emo b–tches, what ever happen to bad-sses vampires? now all they do is complain about their feelings. and what about vampires don’t fry in sunlight anymore! so instead of frying in direct sunlight, they sparkles unnaturally like small sad diamonds, sh-t! thank goth that robert is a pretty shining disco bowl or else i had left the cinema on a drop of a hat. yea i haven’t read the books, but f-ck those d-mn books! stop readig that sh-t. use your own f-cking mind and make up a better story. i f-ck the teenage romance between a 100-year old pathetic vampire -ss and a 17-year old frikkin emo kid.
maria: “buhuuu buhuu!!!!!”
ester: “you are a twilight b–tch”
maria: “shait!”
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