Twilight Bitch
a female that has usually never read the books and only saw the movie (couldve read the book and saw the movie but still the term “twilight b-tch” is determined by the following behavior): acts like it’s the biggest deal ever, thinks that edward is the hottest thing since shaved p-b-s, buys thousands of dollars of twilight memorabilla, gets hair done like bella in hopes of getting -ss rammed by a rabinous vampire, and hates anyone who didn’t see the movie, twilight b-tch will soon over-populate the scenes (scene kids, scenesters, scenexcore, etc…) which overpopulated the emo kids after the popularity of oli sykes and craig mabbit rose to dangerous levels, which over-populated the goths which over-populated the punks, etc…
izzy: eww have you seen this guy named robert pattinson, he’s so ugly!
-4 years later-
izzy: o.m.g!! edward from twilight is like so smexy!! he makes me have the biggest -rg-sm.
smart kid: thats the same person you said was ugly 4 years ago…
izzy: no its not!! cause edward’s a vampire and everyone knows vampires are the s-xiest!
smart kid: when did you decide that? when twilight came out?
other kid: come to think of it, every girl decided that vampires are s-xy since twilight came out.
smart kid: izzy is such a twilight b-tch
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