Twilight Depression
something idiots get when they realize that edward is in fact a fairy princess. it is also known as std (severe twilight depression)
symptoms:
loss of appet-te
r-t-rdedness
wanting to drink blood
more r-t-rdedness
dreaming about edward the fairy princess
more idiotic nature will ensue.
please contact a psychiatrist if you experience any of these symptoms.
ohmahgah, i have twilight depression
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