Twilight Dick
also called td.
when you shave your p-b-s and put sparkley lotion on it to keep from getting ingrown p-b-s. this makes your d-ck, b-lls, and surrounding area sparkle and smell like flowers. this is a twilight d-ck.
guy: hey i put this lotion on my crotch to keep from getting ingrown hairs and it made me sparkle and smell good.
girl: haha twilight d-ck! im going to call you td from now on
guy: okay 🙁
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