Twilight Fag
someone who is obsessed about the book twilight. they’re usually some teenager, but ranges from ages 11-35 (if they’re 25+, then they’re lonely. always.) that read twilight, and now thinks that she (i’m -ssuming the person’s usually a she, since it is where i live.) can get any man she wants, despite the fact that she’s f-cking batsh-t insane, fat and or ugly.
twilight f-g: i still can’t believe you haven’t readed twilight yet!!!11one
me: wow, i would love to read about it, but it’s kinda gay, not to mention the fact that i heard that they play baseball in it, vampires don’t play baseball, and if they do, it’s in the middle of night.
twilight f-g: oh my god, you’re worthless.
me: no, you’re just some twilight f-g who has a rusty v-g-n- and is lonely.
twilight f-g goes home, kneels down to twilight placed on her stand, then chants satanic prayers.
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