Twilight failz
the many flaws in stephenie meyer’s twilight series, mainly that vampire don’t exist, and even if they did, they would burn rather than sparkle in the sunlight. oh, and the way bella got pregnant without edward having a hard-on. hmm, mysterious little f-cker, isn’t he?
bella: i think i’m pregnant.
edward: no, you can’t be, because i don’t have a blood flow and therefore can’t get a stiffy and can’t knock you up, making “breaking dawn” pointless, as well as the rest of the series before it.
bella: right, i forgot how much twilight failz.
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