Twilight New Poon


a future p-rno t-tle that will be the only good thing to ever come out of the gayest books/movies ever. it is supported by stupid girl teens and other twihards, also known as the sc-m of the earth. the p-rno will probably even be gay. twilight sucks.
gary: “hey did you go see twilight new moon? it was great”

jordan: “what the h-ll? are you gay? i bet you will finger yourself when twilight new poon comes out. f-g don’t talk to me.”

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