Twilight Stoned


that moment after having absorbed enough of a hallucinogenic drug into the body that it causes one to enter a spatio-temporal realm known as the twilight zone dimension – a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind; moving into a land of both shadow and substance, a land of things and ideas.

some experiences are good, some are bad.

not to be confused with scary door stoned
jamal: dude i feel like we’ve been walking in circles for the past half hour. i’ve seen that pattern of trees five times already and the path just keeps going…

david: dude relax, you’re just twilight stoned. let’s get you home, there’s cookies!

jamal: yay!

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