twilight virgin
someone who has read the twilight series
a: “i just read twilight the other day…”
b: “you’re a virgin too?”
a: “yeah i’m a twilight virgin..uuduuuuuuh”
b: “but you’re already 29….”
a: “wayne….”
someone who has not read the twilight series
beep twilight virgin
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