Twilight Zoner
someone who is either permanently or temporarily stuck in the twilight zone; an individual not quite in sync with reality.
girlfriend: “who did you have lunch with yesterday?”
boyfriend: “noone. grabbed something to go while i was working.”
g: “that’s funny, lisa snapped a photo of you with someone.”
b: “totally forgot that was yesterday, she was a vendor from work. we had business to discuss.”
lisa: “b is such a twilight zoner.”
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