Twilt


the tilt and whirl when straightening a picture frame during your morning hangover, after you realize your drunk friend put it up sideways. usually the twilt is unsuccessful due to the horrific hangover.
you must have been sh-t faced last night, you need to twilt your painting…-speakers finger points to wall with crooked painting-
a conjunction of “it will not” or “it won’t”.
let’s go to lunch, twilt take long.
acronym for “that’s what i like to see”
me – “that chick over there is hot!”

buddy – “twilts!”
the guilt one feels when he or she hasn’t tweeted in a couple of days.
man, i’ve been way too busy for twitter lately. now i’m wracked with twilt.

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