twin-ender
the act of p-ssing gas from both one’s mouth and -n-s simultaneously, usually caused by unexpectedly sneezing while trying to hold in a fart. due to the great stress placed on the body while sneezing, the accompanying fart may be much louder and violent than a regular fart and often causes a small amount of -n-l pain.
this can be especially embarr-ssing in public places if the sound of the sneeze does not cover the sound of the fart.
on rare occasions, you may be unfortunate enough to encounter the ‘twin-ender with sauce’. this occurs when the fart is accompanied by the expulsion of faecal matter (commonly known as a shart.)
bill : “aaa… aaa… aaa-chooofrrrrrrrrtt”
bob : “dude, wicked twin-ender!”
bill : “…oh g-d, i think i ripped something.”
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