twin pining
the inexplicable act when there is a queue at the cashpoint and someone withdraws money with one card only to remove it and use a second card to withdraw more, hence adding a twin to her first pin baby!!
‘why were you so long?’… ‘some d-ck was at the cashpoint twin pining’
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