twinker
one who provides valuable goods to youth esp. beginning players of a game
“danman34’s a total f-cking twinker.”
the receiver in -n-l s-x between a consensual h-m-s-xual couple involving a fairy and a bear.
when asking questions about his relationship with his boyfriend, david beckham claimed he was the twinker of the couple.
a not-so-delectable mixture of twinkies and chowder, sometimes mistaken as chowdie
my girlfriend is supa p-ssed ’cause i packed twinkers for our picnic. why doesn’t anyone else like them??
verb (to twinker, twinkered) any common s-xual reference in dealing with any given s-xual part of a persons body,
noun – any s-xual related body part
verb – he twinkered the s— out of her
noun – i wanna pound her twinker all f—in night
both – you need to just twinker the h-ll out of her twinker
anyone who drives a mustang cobra
look at that twinker in the cobra getting spanked by the mini-van.
a guy who is an expert in b-ttf-cking.
that gay -ss twinker b-ttf-cked my friend’s friend!
a name for female infants who’s biological father was a twink who empregnated his lesbiana friend, who realized she did not want the child and threw it to the dolphins, also a person who only partakes in s-xual relations with twinks.
gosh, the poor widdle twinker
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i always get my heart broken by those darn twinkers.
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