Twipochondria
an excessive preoccupation or worry about having a serious illness because you read about it on twitter.
-cough- -cough-
omg
i think i’ve got swine flu, someone on twitter has it and they just sent me a direct message.
or else i have twipochondria.
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- Two HP
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