twist ending
when you’re banging someone from behind, and right as you’re about to c-m, you just take a dump on their back.
so called because they will never see it coming.
(literally.)
a: so how was last night with that guy?
b: he pulled a twist ending on me.
a: oh, how was it?
b: very surprising!
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